Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Weirdness Deux
I just got an email from the lovely and enigmatic all-american femme fatale of FSU Law, Miss Annie Graf, urging me in no uncertain terms to mention her to my 1.7 readers. In doing so and revisiting the poor un-updated blog, I have to say I'm depressed at how unproductive I have been in being depressed and unproductive over the past six weeks. Now the next six weeks are like a thundercloud in front of me and so much research, so much writing, so much frantic procrastination! ACK! Graf, what have you done to me!!!! Maybe it's a wake up call.
Anyway, Graf. She's been tied romantically, as they say in the news stories, to boy genius Josh Davidson, late of FSU Law, who himself is a honey haired kid--i just googled that, with no results, isn't honey haired kid like a thing? Am I that out of it?--and who deserted the local Tally scene in order to freeze his ass off in Washington, D.C. and mount an insurgent campaign from within the heart of the monster, striking fear in the hearts of FCC chairfolk and bar staff alike. She is also known to feign disgust at my entirely innocent remarks over IM, and to completely pretend not to know me at socials even though she could give me massive street cred with the ladies by pretending to respect some mysterious highly desireable characteristic that I improbably possess. Graf, you know how crazy women are, it's worth a shot!
In other news, my alleged homeboys are sellouts. How hard can it be to organize a get together to watch a damn movie?
In other other news, why do I waste my time writing drivel?
Anyway, Graf. She's been tied romantically, as they say in the news stories, to boy genius Josh Davidson, late of FSU Law, who himself is a honey haired kid--i just googled that, with no results, isn't honey haired kid like a thing? Am I that out of it?--and who deserted the local Tally scene in order to freeze his ass off in Washington, D.C. and mount an insurgent campaign from within the heart of the monster, striking fear in the hearts of FCC chairfolk and bar staff alike. She is also known to feign disgust at my entirely innocent remarks over IM, and to completely pretend not to know me at socials even though she could give me massive street cred with the ladies by pretending to respect some mysterious highly desireable characteristic that I improbably possess. Graf, you know how crazy women are, it's worth a shot!
In other news, my alleged homeboys are sellouts. How hard can it be to organize a get together to watch a damn movie?
In other other news, why do I waste my time writing drivel?
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As one of your "alleged homeboys," I am honored by your seeming dismay at not being able to watch a movie with us. Fear not, your concerns have been registered and duly noted.
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